It’s a funny little clown car
Kinda short and not too wide
I’ve always had to marvel
So many clowns inside
There’s Rudy G and Sydney P
And lawyers here and there
And congressmen who have no shame
And senators laid bare
Frivolous lawsuits are Don’s thing
And Rudy loves to please
Don’t get me started on Sydney Powell
My God, can that girl tease
But there’s no there, there
Just that Donnie lost the race
But Donnie keeps on whining
An’ spittin’ lies out his orange face
Billy Barr is lying low
Banished to backseat
He couldn’t give a knockout blow
Now gets Don’s mean tweets
Oh what a ride, and so much fun
For more I could not ask
But on this day, I hate to say
The clown car’s out of gas