Been drinking too much lately
Prob’bly smoking too much too
Not exercising near enough
Despite nothing else to do
Been going on for several months
Not sure I really care
But lately I been thinking
I’m in a state of disrepair
A state of disrepair I say
A state of disrepair
My body’s getting creaky
And showing signs of wear
The belly fat is growing
My knees have gone to junk
The back is getting squeaky
My mind is in a funk
I’m kind of like an old used car
Leak oil, but clank along
Definitely need new tires
I ain’t movin’ like a song
Part to blame is COVID
More to blame is me
The ship may still be righted
But we’ll have to wait and see
Waipahu Bob 