COVID super-spreader campaign
Coming soon to you
Dandy Donnie’s swing-state visits
Make health officials swoon
Science says avoid large crowds
And always wear a mask
But Donnie herds his loyal fans
To breathe a sordid gas
When asked if the rally was safe
Don said, of course, good Lord
Because I stand up high on stage
Away from the dirty horde
He doesn’t care, not one bit
For the safety of his fans
As long as he can bask in glow
Of cheering clapping hands
Cram ‘em tight and make ‘em wait
Don’t worry ‘bout the masks
You cry-baby health science guys
Can all kiss Don’s big ass
Come one, come all, it’s rally time
Hear Donnie tell his fibs
If you don’t buy the hog wash
You must be a left-wing lib
Waipahu Bob 