An Analysis of Donald Trump’s Finances

Donnie’s Daddy gave him money

‘Bout a half a billion

Donny lies, says he’s self-made

Instead, financial ruin

Atlantic City casinos

Was Don’s first big move alone

Ended in a billion lost

Donnie, time to phone home

He tried to get his aging Dad

To change his will, all-Don

It didn’t work like Donnie wanted

But at least his niece got conned

The grifter-in-chief keeps borrowing more

To finance real estate dreams

But review of his taxes and constant losses

Seems more like a Ponzi scheme

Apprentice fame saved his bacon

At least for a little while

But all that money he squandered too

With golden toilet style

Trump steaks and booze and clothes and things

Ain’t selling much these days

The flim-flam-man can’t sell his brand

Trump University on parade

So many bankruptcies in his wake

American banks won’t lend to him

Now we don’t know to who in the world

Donnie owes $400 million

Eric Trump said Russian banks were all the family needs

Oh Eric, might you tell the truth

On how Don’s nuts are squeezed

Not sure to who…???

But money is coming due, and soon

Just like chickens come home to roost

Donald Trump’s taxes will cook his goose

I’m glad we didn’t reelect this floundering buttercup

Let the IRS finish, so we can lock him up

(hmmmm, this could make a good rally chant….. LOCK HIM UP!    LOCK HIM UP!…..or how about this one……NO MORE YEARS, NO MORE YEARS!)