You say Republican
I say Trump-rump-lickin’
You say party convention
I say too late for redemption
No policy platform this year
Just pledge to kiss Don’s fat rear
The Grand Old Party ain’t lookin’ so grand
Principles gone, clinging to a sham
Deficit budgets, they got no worries
Free trade, what’s the hurry
Rule of law, that’s a laugh
If it gets in the way of Trump family cash
Champion freedom, so passé
Fawning over dictators is the way
NATO alliance, not so much
Trump is Putin’s dog
And he just said mush
Good luck in Charlotte
Or is it Jacksonville now
Elephant sheep
Follow orange clown
Waipahu Bob 