Last day here at Sturgis
Where at least we know we’re free
To drink and drive and crystal meth
Look tough for the TV
If you dig Harley Fat Boys
And guys who don’t miss meals
Then saddle up for Sturgis
Let’s make the young girls squeal
We vroom-vroom up and down the street
But mostly we drink beer
Pandemic rages country-wide
But Sturgis has no fear
Our fearless leader Donald Trump
Says COVID thing’s a bust
Donald always tells the truth
In the Orange One, we trust
Smash Mouth had their concert
Said “fuck that COVID shit”
Mask-less throng swayed back and forth
Not sharpest tools in shed
We’re all about our freedom
I mean what’s best for me
Don’t try and cramp my riding style
I give no shit for thee
We’re kinda like true patriots
Except a one-way street
Proud to enjoy our freedom
But not keen on duty, responsibility
Yes, fat boys keep on rolling
Out in the hinterland
Hope everybody gets home safe
This freedom-loving band
Waipahu Bob 